The joys of admiralhood are well-explored by various doujinshi, but when the rewards of a military rank are a fleet of gorgeous girls who are all about you, well… there’s a lot to explore. This week, we join Shouwa Saishuu Sensen’s Hanauna for one of the more tiring delights of the position: shipgirls battling for your attention.

Yes, you can put your mind at ease.

Mizuho and Kashima both want exactly one thing: the attention of their beloved admiral. But neither can soak up the love she so desires with the other hanging around. In what turns out to be an unfortunate coincidence for all three of them, Ooyodo overhears their conversation.

As the ultimate secretary ship, Ooyodo has a solution to Mizuho and Kashima’s clash: a contest to definitively determine which girl is best for the Admiral. She gathers together a passel of otaku who share the Admiral’s sexual tastes for a three-round all-out fuck-off. First: a blowjob contest. Second: anal sex, with enema for extra challenge. Finally: human toilet face-off!

No spoilers for the details of the competition, but don’t you worry: it gets real messy.

Hanauna’s art is nothing short of adorable, and somehow able to both include a wealth of detail that gives each girl a distinctive appearance, while also maintaining a clean, legible look. It’s a nice contrast with the doujinshi’s filthy, hardcore content.

Come on now, people, give it a try. It’s on the 2D Market store, so you can buy!